powwwwwwwwwwwwww powwwwwwwwwww powww pa pow poww pa pow poooooooo

VIDEO: Lethal B - No

Teen wolf.



VIDEO: Lethal B - Uh Oh

Not only did Sticky fling tha bizzle a re-jigged version of SLK's 'hype hype', he also had to make do with the same dodgy video location and, judging by the "special effects", the same director too. Uh oh indeed.

VIDEO: SLK - Hype Hype



VIDEO: Lethal B Interview

Man's making Ps. I bet he's even got a Woolworths gold card. Man can afford almost anything in the argos catalogue.



POWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

ewwwwwwww

I was out and about around Berwick street etc. today in search of stuff. Didn't even bother with Uptown. 8 quid for every record? Fuck off cameo. Just cos you can reload those records in such a seductive way doesn't mean i'm gonna throw my money at you!

Big new bars (words) from Woebot in the new fact magazine.



MP3: Capleton - Real Hot (Red Alert Riddim)

MP3: Turbulence - Notorious (Scallawah riddim)

MP3: Harmonic 33 - Carousel

boy better boy better know this

VIDEO: Tinchy Stryder - Underground

Swing tags on baseball caps?



VIDEO: Mastermind Trooperz - Storm

White kids can mc too!?!

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Currently liking:

Roll Deep Crew / Ruff Sqwad - Sidewinder

Roll Deep Crew / Ruff Sqwad - All Day Long

Wizzbit - Grand Theft Auto

Vex'd - Degenerate

shankle my big toe

I knew this whole stalking thing would eventually harvest some excloooooooose. There I was, minding my own business (staking out Jammer's Garden shed); I saw him heading for his car, so I sprinted after him and clung to the underside of his Ford Orion. He eventually pulled in. I then spied him entering a nearby house. I clambered in the bathroom window and managed to sneak into the kitchen disguised as a bread roll. The rest, as they say, is shown in the badly-filmed video clip below:

VIDEO: Flirta D and Jammer MCing in someone's kitchen

The track being played is by Team Shadetek, who are producing some stuff for Jammer's album. I run up and down on man.



YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I'M THE BIG MIC MAN.



Jammmer displaying that he can smoke literally anything.

When he'd finished getting reloads in someone's kitchen, Jammer insisted he drove me home and subjected me to even more barring.

VIDEO: Jammer & Airs Spraying in Jammer's mini



I broke into MC Ryder's house the other day. When I'd finished sniffing his mum's panties, I went and hid in his wardrobe. While I was hiding there, I managed to film this:

VIDEO: MC Ryder Freestyle

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FWD>> Thursday 16th June @ Plastic People:

Geeneus & Slimzee
Youngsta
N-Type

on pain of death

Someone rang me earlier and, without saying a word, played classical music down the phone for a few minutes and then put the phone down. Quite strange.

in a different league; i'm better than them man differently...

...wanna go places, stick with me...

Get the recent Digital Mystikz Radio 1 set via drumz of the south

***HEADLINE MIX: DIGITAL MYSTIKZ***
Jah Dread- 'Augustus Pablo' (Greensleeves)
Digital Mystikz- 'Changes' (White Label)
Digital Mystikz- 'Intergalactic Dub' (White)
Skream- 'Midnight Request' (White)
Digital Mystikz- 'Antiwar Dub' (White)
Digital Mystikz - Stuck (White)
Digital Mystikz - 10 Dread Commandmentz (Souljahz VIP Mix) (White)
Digital Mystikz - Haunted (White)
Loefah - Root (White)
Digital Mystikz- 'New Life-Baby Paris' (White)

Get a big Cameo set feat. Shystie, Narstie, Solo, and Mini Me via Pearsall. (What the fuck is the first half-step track in that set? When the square wave drops, it's just too good!)

Head over to gabba pod to get an old Ruff Sqwad track that everybody seems to hate. Waste.

While you're listening to all that stuff, go to silverdollar for the lowdown on the biggest grime DJs right now.

If you're free tomorrow night, check this out:

Fear of Music Special @ The Venue, New Cross

10th June 2005

Spektrum (live)

Plasticman (Rephlex) & Lethal B (DJ/MC set)

plus special guest

http://www.fearofmusic.net/

Did your girl run off with a wooden-legged man?

Roll Deep Crew were on Tim Westwood's show again last Saturday.



Amazing freestyles at the end. Big new bars from Scratchy.

MP3: Roll Deep Westwood Show



MP3: Maceo - The Recipe

O.K. so that's Crunk. Roll Deep are Grime. What happens if you combine the acapella of '3 Kings' by Slim Thug, T.I. and Bun B with Jammer's Prang Man instrumental???

MP3: Slim Thug vs Jammer

Hmmmm...Semtex help me out here...



O.K. I've just been on the phone to DJ Semtex and he tells me he's invented this amazing new genre. It's called Crunk and Grime. It's crazy! It's like lego, but with music! What you do is combine an acapella of one of the genres (i.e. crunk) with an instrumental from the other genre (i.e. grime). It actually works both ways too, cos it's that diverse!

It's all been getting a bit serious on here recently, so here's something a little bit different:

MP3: Jeckle & Hyde - Forward 3

TOO BIG

OMG! So I was in bed last night, as usual listening to Rinse FM with my bottle of Johnson's Baby Oil, looking for some late night entertainment. I flick on to Channel 4 hoping for another Emmanuelle re-run and then OMG! Maxwell D, DJ Scientist and Bruza (for some peculiar reason, he's calling himself Derek) are all sitting around in the Big Brother house. WTF? Bruza's pretending he's some kind of camp socialite (I always knew he wasn't real...) and Maxwell D is now white (talk about a change of image). I didn't witness anyone "barring", although there was some "beef": DJ Scientist (who appears to be pretending he's in the Virus Syndicate?!) grabbed a plastic dustbin and tried to merk Maxwell D. It was like the "Don't watch no face" Lady Fury Conflict DVD incident all over again! The whole thing had me in a lather of sweat.

I was wondering why Scientist wasn't doing his Rinse FM show this week. Now it's all so clear. I know Muskateers Crew have been getting air on road, but was there really any need for this Maxwell? I expected it from Bruza, but i thought more of you.

You're a woman, I'm a machine

Was reppin' outside Fwd>> on Thursday night (hold tight me). Didn't actually go in. I had an hour to kill and there's only so much solitary drinking in Catch one man can take. I decided my time would be better spent outside of Plastic People. I grabbed 3 cans of Red Stripe and sat around on Curtain Road, while uttering the words 'spare some change' to passers by (not really...). Was quite interesting to find that the drug dealers around Old Street only offer you Coke. I tried to haggle for a deal on some cake with one guy, but when he drew for the 'chete, I decided it was best to run like a bitch. Even more interesting was the sight of a small conference going on outside Plastic People. I couldn't really tell who everyone was, but we'll pretend DJ Chef, Kode 9, Younsta and Skream were all there, smokin', jokin', sharing dubs...

More gossip next week.



MP3: Wiley - Ground Zero

MP3: Slew Dem Set from 1Xtra

My favouoorite Lil'

My favourite Lil' is the Lil' Scrappy. The Lil' Jon is good, then you've got the Lil' Keke, the Lil' 3rd, the Lil' Rob, the Lil' Romeo, the Lil' Zay, the Lil' Will, the Lil' Boosie, the Lil' Wayne, the Lil' Bow Wow, the Lil' Flip and the Lil' Kim, but I like the Lil' Scrappy the best.



MP3: THE LIL' SCRAPPER FEATURING THA RICHARD LITTLEJOHN - HEADBUSSA

NE BUFF BOY DEM IN LDN WANA CHAT DEN ADD ME BUMPERELLA@CO.UK + GAL DAT WANA H8T U NO U WANT DIS OVA WISE U WONT B WATCHIN ME BIG UP MY TOTTENHAM HEADZ

Skepta's from Tottenham. I used to go raving in Tottenham. Not really.

MP3: Skepta - D.T.I.



VIDEO: Skepta - Private Caller

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