Thank you to the shady figure called "who is the real dboy" for designing this.
This isn't from a newspaper, but it's too good not to post. A certain very well-known grime MC's cousin stabbed someone recently and three witnesses came forward and identified the attacker to the police as the grime MC (even though it had nothing to do with him). So the MC was arrested and put in jail for a couple of days until he could prove it wasn't him. His mum had to break open the piggy bank under his bed to go and bail him out. (I made up the last sentence, but it is a great story once you realise who the MC is.)
18 comments:
not tinch, surely? his physique is probably an automatic alibi.
lauren mason
it was lady sovereign
tim westwood
MR WONG
Nick Carter From the Backstreet Boys
mc hotwheels
Andy Peters? He's fully ripped these days and he's a black so it could easily be him
u should do blind items more often
it was chris moyles
Dogzilla, he's pretty gangsta.
I Heard it Was Logan 'Wasteman' Farmer
yo moma
yo moma
Man i hope it was Wong.
it was flirta d. he distracted his victim by throwing his voice and making "wrrouuuuouu" bird noises.
seriously who was it, I want to know and ting
probably tempz 'parrin the par'
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