Wednesday

Knife Crime Nuggets #2


Thank you to the shady figure called "who is the real dboy" for designing this.

This isn't from a newspaper, but it's too good not to post. A certain very well-known grime MC's cousin stabbed someone recently and three witnesses came forward and identified the attacker to the police as the grime MC (even though it had nothing to do with him). So the MC was arrested and put in jail for a couple of days until he could prove it wasn't him. His mum had to break open the piggy bank under his bed to go and bail him out. (I made up the last sentence, but it is a great story once you realise who the MC is.)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

not tinch, surely? his physique is probably an automatic alibi.

Anonymous said...

lauren mason

Anonymous said...

it was lady sovereign

Anonymous said...

tim westwood

Anonymous said...

MR WONG

Anonymous said...

Nick Carter From the Backstreet Boys

Anonymous said...

mc hotwheels

Anonymous said...

Andy Peters? He's fully ripped these days and he's a black so it could easily be him

Anonymous said...

u should do blind items more often

Anonymous said...

it was chris moyles

Anonymous said...

Dogzilla, he's pretty gangsta.

Anonymous said...

I Heard it Was Logan 'Wasteman' Farmer

Anonymous said...

yo moma

Anonymous said...

yo moma

Sean said...

Man i hope it was Wong.

Anonymous said...

it was flirta d. he distracted his victim by throwing his voice and making "wrrouuuuouu" bird noises.

Anonymous said...

seriously who was it, I want to know and ting

Anonymous said...

probably tempz 'parrin the par'