Knife Crime Nuggets #2
Thank you to the shady figure called "who is the real dboy" for designing this.
This isn't from a newspaper, but it's too good not to post. A certain very well-known grime MC's cousin stabbed someone recently and three witnesses came forward and identified the attacker to the police as the grime MC (even though it had nothing to do with him). So the MC was arrested and put in jail for a couple of days until he could prove it wasn't him. His mum had to break open the piggy bank under his bed to go and bail him out. (I made up the last sentence, but it is a great story once you realise who the MC is.)