Slightly offensive quotes of the week #1
These are actually from last week but let's not worry about small details like that.
Wiley on George Lamb's 6Music show (my gran forces me to listen to it when I go round to clip her toenails, I promise) after being asked if Dragon's Den presenter Evan Davis is the only human being on planet earth who could look a hammerhead shark in both eyes simulataneously: "No... there's one more you don't know of: Logan Sama. He can see me and you without even looking at me and you."
A chap called Maggoty Lamb on the OMM blog talking about NME's article questioning whether Dizzee can recover from the steaming turd that is "Dance Wiv Me": "Writer Barry Nicolson doesn't even have the courage to take responsibility for this utterly bogus show of phoney concern himself, but calls upon such "experts" as Hattie Collins of "UK hip-hop bible" (and there was I thinking it was just a glossy fanzine given away free in jeans shops) RWD to make his non-points for him."
One of the more charismatic and articulate guys who posts on Grimeforum.com talking about DJ Mujava's "Township Funk": "I can imagine them Shoreditch cats in some drug-induced zombie trance while listening to this."