Thursday

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New Fader column is up. Below is T2's Kate Nash remix for your painful delectation.

29 comments:

Josh Console said...

ouch.

Anonymous said...

i think a certain shoreditch dj duo will be very excited about playing this ......

Peter said...

thats got to be the worst shit i've heard in a while. T2 sounds like he took the piss with this one.

Anonymous said...

put it like this, I won't be tryin to hear it again.

Anyway, I'm off to practice the Rolex Sweep, or I might just go to bed instead.

Anonymous said...

This track is a big, fat steaming pile of turd with few redeeming features, but it's getting really dry on this blog these days. It seems like every other post is about someone like Hot Chip, Kate Nash, Styleslut.

It's like you're out of ideas now and resorting to slagging off bigger names/easy targets in order to get more reads.

Boring.

PRANCEHALL said...

I suggest you spend your time elsewhere then.

You know what's really boring? Writing about exactly the same thing for four years. There are around five blogs out there who have basically ripped off what I used to do, so read those instead if you want updates on the latest radio rips from Logan Sama's show.

Anonymous said...

I imagine that alot of your readers will go elsewhere.

It's got to the point where you aren't even being funny slagging these shit people off. You're just posting links/videos and making some dry comment.

It's not that you're not covering grime enough, it's more that you're getting repetitive and boring.

There's people who are much better at being bitchy about Kate Nash than you, so I'd just leave it up to them and try to write something interesting.

PRANCEHALL said...

This isn't a service, it's just somewhere I write about whatever I feel like talking about. If you and "alot" more don't like it, then save yourself the stress and don't come here. I won't be changing.

Looking through the archives makes me cringe so I won't ever be doing stuff like that again.

Anonymous said...

OK, you're probably right, but I didn't really say the stuff in the archives was that good either. It did hit hit 7/10 funny/interesting at its peak though which you rarely do these days.

Anonymous said...

i honestly wanted to hate this, but the synth line is quite catchy. definitely no worse than the remix work being churned out at the moment via blogs like discobelle. the bassline does sound like a rip off of the dexplicit 'kiss kiss' remix though.

also, after the trim article i don't see how anybody can say this blog is going downhill, one of the best things i've read on here.

Anonymous said...

The track is weak. The Trim article was cool because it was positively talking about good music, rather than resorting to lazily slagging off of easy targets which is boring after the third time.

As someone said before, it's becoming like 'Tarrant on TV' on here, with post after post of smug criticisms of some You Tube video or track.

The comments by the users You Tube are funnier anyway. If you're bored of writing about grime/tired of people ripping you off or whatever you're paranoid about Prancehall, then there's tons more unearthed music out there that you could be bringing to people.

You're just coming across as some bitter East End scenester these days.

PRANCEHALL said...

As I said, this is not a service. Discover your own music. I feel sorry for you in a lot of ways. You've been coming here all this time and you've never really liked it. You've been sucked in and now you can't escape.

You are like a battered wife.

I've been beating you with my painfully boring content long enough. It's time for us to separate, it's time for you to leave me. There's plenty more blogs in the sea.

Anonymous said...

Too true! Blogs written by people who don't go through their comments deleting the ones which disagree with them and which haven't got a gay-on for Jammer. Laters!

PRANCEHALL said...

I knew it was you, you piece of shit. I don't even know why you are bothering to post anonymously, it was obvious all along. I heard about you sending all those bulletins out about me on your MySpace, so posting the same thing on here is a bit of a giveaway.

The reason I deleted all your messages was because you decided to spam the comments of every post with lots of rambling shit after I poked fun at you. What you didn't realise was I had comment moderation switched on, so all of the hundreds of posts you spent a whole day posting never even went up at all for me to need to take them down. Then you went and did the same on my two new blogs, but again all the comments there are moderated for spam before they go up. Get over it. You are a disgrace to yourself and everyone you know.

Anonymous said...

Huh? I have literally never posted on here before today as I'm not a massive grime head and just a casual reader. I'm not even from London. I just heard from a friend (who suggested I visit the blog in the first place) that's what's been happening on here and been throught the archives this week. If you've been deleting comments due to spamming then that's understandable.

Anonymous said...

i think we all know who the phantom comment menace is... alot of what you wrote in those comments is stuff you've posted before on myspace bulletins. and it's blatantly obvious you didn't just start reading this in the last few days.
surrender yourself.

DOUGHBOY said...

this argument between you and your "stan" is way better than anything thats been posted on here in the past few weeks!

except for the trim interview. that certainly was "alot".

fruitloop said...

STAN. LOL.

Anonymous said...

amazing. i drop by to have a quick peruse of the site, and it turns out some mental is posting weird comments. for the first time ever, i wish i had myspazz so i knew who it was. gutted. i also love the irony of the psycho pillow biter being the one who actually generates some comments.

NASHVILLE said...

PRANCEHALL you better mind out. You might get lamped at ur next dj set.

Like seriously.

CUNT.

Anonymous said...

You might get lamped at your next DJ set? like seriously?

for what exactly?
for posting up a bad kate nash remix and then responding to some dickhead psycho who started an argument with him?

i don't get why you people bother visiting this blog if you hold such a grudge. you're pathetic.

a blog is generally a place where that particular person can write whatever they feel/thing/want/whatever. you don't have to agree with them. and you don't have to read it.
but fuck off with your beyond lame threats.

DOUGHBOY said...

bludclaat! is the world getting so serious (no jme) that bloggers are actually being threatened with assault on their comments page? i remember when blogging used to be an easy game, expressing your views and opinions safe from the confines of your mum's basement without a care in the world. now you have to worry about being "lamped in the face" on the rare occasion that you leave the house.

SHOOT EM UP MASHMAN FROM WHEN said...

LOL E Thuggery at its best(worst?)

Comes with territory. If you chat shit you gotta expect people to get heated at some point. Aint mentioning no names, but I know certain man wanted to move to him over shit he used to write about in Grimewatch. If only they knew he was some nerdy chief from (XXXXXXXXX)!!

LOLLLLLLL

alexassoun said...

yeah. kate nash will be along in a minute with some extra threats.

Anonymous said...

Nah, hot chip are more 'gully'.

Proper OG's.

PRANCEHALL said...

I've poked fun at everyone in grime worth talking about and met 80 per cent of them and never once has anyone said anything to me about it, apart from laughing about what I said. So, unless you do want to name names, I will just assume you are some deluded weirdo who enjoys surfing the internet and reading blogs at 3.30 AM on a Saturday morning.

It's also pretty telling the only time I do get threats is after I slag off Kate Nash. What's she gonna do? Throw a custard pie at me?

blippa said...

she might sing to you.

Anonymous said...

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Afro-E said...

blippa said...

"she might sing to you."

MURKAGE! blippa you ledge!

Prancehall i got respect for this blog, people need to calm down and stop readin your tings if they dont like them... SIMPLE