Wednesday

Knife Crime Nuggets #4: Brought together by a hatred of knife crime



Word on the street (well, Now magazine) is that Danielle Lloyd has become engaged to DJ Ironik. But that's not the story. The real story here is that the future Mrs Ironik is planning to "meet with council chiefs and school governors in a bid to have metal detectors placed in schools to cut knife crime." Suddenly it's all becoming clear. DJ Ironik, the guy behind "Stay With Me", the "torch song for young people mourning the loss of friends to knife and gun crime", and Danielle Lloyd, the girl who dates Premiership footballers, have obviously been brought together by their hatred of knife crime.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope Ironik Get's aids His music Leaves me Feeling Like Her Snatch Worn Out and Gross :(


TMK.

Anonymous said...

lol.. 10/10 for the blog at the mo. youve hit a gold streak, keep it up tho please

Anonymous said...

to be fair, it may be a mutual hatred of Asian people that brought them together

David Gerard said...

Danielle is the most talented model and ex-WAG in Britain and has so much to offer. Also, her new neck tattoo says "idiot gentile bimbo". http://tinyurl.com/6zjqj9