Saturday

Wellingtons are the new knives



Good news: teenage gangs in London are now using less harmful weapons, like Wellingtons. Instead of Michael Eavis recycling all the wellies left behind at Glastonbury, he should be sending them to London for gangs to use.

Full story over on the Vice blog. Btw, I've been taking care of all the UK blog content for Vice this week. Go across to read about racist Facebook groups, inappropriate cakes and "badmen" being forbidden from wearing skinny jeans.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

uggboot upside your headside fam!

Anonymous said...

OI WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIN A SPADE WHITEY

Anonymous said...

Run before man lobs bucket 'pon your head

Tom said...

please don't make a man draw for the beach ball

Anonymous said...

wellie in the head like fuck it he'll live

Anonymous said...

best comment thread ever

Anonymous said...

draw for the child-sized spade

DIIIIGGGGG

Anonymous said...

brings a whole new meaning to swag mc burial
lol