Wednesday

Strangle man with the microphone lead



OMG!!!!! Jammer's joined myspace!!!! Big look for the scene (not really). Whatever.

No, honestly when I found out, I was so excited I had to draw for my inhaler - nearly had an asthma attack.

Again, he's somehow forgotten to put me in his Top 8. Can people stop forgetting to put me in their Top 8 please!?!?! It's not a big look for me.

Go here if you wanna be Jammer's best friend : http://www.myspace.com/murkleman1.

The waste cadet pictured below has already taken http://www.myspace.com/murkleman



The guy's head looks like an egg that someone's drawn a face on, with some straw sellotaped on as hair. Wasteman.



Paul McCartney is divorcing his wifey. It's a shame really. She should have at least stuck it out until he died - only a few years left, surely. She'll probably get a few hundred million and a house or 3 and the dogs and stuff. He better hope she doesn't demand one of his legs too.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

old joke: Paul mcCartney bought his wife Heather a plane for christmas..........
and a ladyshave for the other leg.

kaboom-tish! thank you! thank you! you are too kind!

Danny Walker said...

^^^ lol anon, that's good.

Jammer has already got more friends than me on his space - Dannywalker1's Myspace game is loooooooooooose.