Strangle man with the microphone lead
OMG!!!!! Jammer's joined myspace!!!! Big look for the scene (not really). Whatever.
No, honestly when I found out, I was so excited I had to draw for my inhaler - nearly had an asthma attack.
Again, he's somehow forgotten to put me in his Top 8. Can people stop forgetting to put me in their Top 8 please!?!?! It's not a big look for me.
Go here if you wanna be Jammer's best friend : http://www.myspace.com/murkleman1.
The waste cadet pictured below has already taken http://www.myspace.com/murkleman
The guy's head looks like an egg that someone's drawn a face on, with some straw sellotaped on as hair. Wasteman.
Paul McCartney is divorcing his wifey. It's a shame really. She should have at least stuck it out until he died - only a few years left, surely. She'll probably get a few hundred million and a house or 3 and the dogs and stuff. He better hope she doesn't demand one of his legs too.