The war is on.
Chantelle Fiddy has written some bars for me.
"C Fiddy - I make like P Diddy and drop the first syllable
So call me Fiddy - like my man Cent I'm coming unkillable
I roll with Kemal but you know I max well
My crazy busty style makes all man jacks swell
When I'm on the mic it's Peter Kay style - top bombin'
Dropping nuclear snaps that I just have to throw your mom in
I'm not saying she's cracked out - the bitch is straight strung
And what's worse, of all your family, she's the best hung"
Lets keep this strictly lyrical Lady Chantelle. Why call out my mum?
Anyway, check this out:
Lumpenproletariat, swag, not off the heezy.
Call yourself an expert on grime, but have you even heard of MC Beezy?
You say your favourite MC is Kano, but we all know it's Young Jeezy.
You lie in bed at night thinking about me – and that's fo' sheezy.
I wear an Avirex jacket, you wear some skimpy garms.
Nobody's interested in your writing, they just wanna see your "charms".
If your blog ended tomorrow, nobody would have any qualms.
Your 'career' is over, you best apply to Channel 5's 'The Farm'
If you can't see I'm big, your head's in the sand.
Magazines wanna sign me for 500 grand.
Set me up as a global brand.
I get links to my blog from Stratford to Thailand.
You ain't big in this blogging game, you're small.
Grammatically, you're only one foot tall.
Try step to me, you'll fall.
I better stop now and let you bawl.
27 comments:
on a level prancehall she has merked u wat was dat man? u better stop bein dizzy an fix up look sharp
spit shit like waste, wasteman ur shit like stank sewage
spit shit u break under weight of mad slewage
bring bars, but go too far will beat u like mimsy
merk u like michael beurk, or even merked & mindy
you're such a wasteman you even had to tief that pic from my blog. Late!
like riko said in practice hours, don't watch those lyrics cos i wrote them in about 2 minutes.
ROUND 2!!
And it shows. "Step to me, you'll fall"? Oh, that's cold!
Ok P Man... I'm coming back for you. Strictly lyrical of course, forget your mum she don't mean anything to me.
fiddy got merked. royally. her blog got bigger posts but prancehall got bigger bars. bigger bars then willy wonka.
How the fidduck did he merk anyone? Because he wrote more lines? The Peter Kay line killed him in one fell swoop! '2 minutes to write'? You ain't kidding, bruhman.
some of these bars are kind of familiar anyway (cough cough jack is ears to prancehall's jammer)
part 2 is up Prancehall... try it if you think you're hard enough
come come now, prancehalls bars are basically just more advanced. my man murked it differently. fiddys bars were alright for some sort of blazin squad grime MC battle, but prancehalls bars were just more futuristic. not only did he say
'Lumpenproletariat', a word i dont even know the meaning of, but boy, its the biggest word ive heard anyone in grime ever use in my whole entire life, but he also said 'Nobody's interested in your writing, they just wanna see your "charms"' which is just funny cos well, its true, innit? i know nuff man who get the kleenex out for fiddy's pics.
oh my god, fiddy with her round two bars just merked prancehall with bigger words than the oxford dictionary. this is the best beef since dizzee and crazy titch (titch won that, by the way).
Prancehall, you spat some bars, I'm suprised chantelle "fiddy cent" isnt all over you now, after all, she's all over MC arse like primark boxers. She should work for the post office, an abilty to lick like that doesn't come along everyday.
bruv, she should work for hoover cos that amount of suction could revitalise the vacuum cleaning industry.
now now, a lot of people are being rather cruel to chantelle. which is quite wrong, because she is obviously a nice girl. she doesnt deserve this type of criticism. too much negativity in this scene. thats why grime will never get anywhere. because you have nice blogger journalists like ms fiddy and people just cant wait to tear them down. haters see someone trying to do good and they dont understand it. these people are just jealous, ms fiddy, dont listen to them. chantelle is trying to do positive things to make the artists in grime rise and stand tall, and get grime noticed by all, but all she gets for her pain are people slagging her off for being an internet blog tart of some sort, which is simply sexist and a blow of the lowest order. enough is enough.
c'mon people can't you see they're both taking the piss.
i hope it aint prancehall signing in anon 2 big up his own self. that would b cheatin tiny prancer
chantelle merked prancehall, allow all the stuff about suckin an being on mcs if she was a boy no1 would say anything. the same people check her blog everyday for info so whos really suckin?
people are plain sexist. chantelles blog is BIGGLE, all you other bloggers are SMIGGLE (small). if she was a guy, showing pics of herself with other MCs and DJs, nobody would care. nobody would be saying that man was bare homo. but cos chantelle puts pics of her with famous grime people, everyone gets the guns out for her. its a properly sexist world we live in.
http://blackdownsoundboy.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_blackdownsoundboy_archive.html#112490848484198629
that was really sweet! big up martin clark an chantelle aswell
yeah that was really sweet. really nice of martin clark to say that about chantelle. when is the wedding? chantelle blackdown. it looks good.
ok people calm down, cant you see its all love...
Oh my god - check her blog, she just MURDERED YOU for all time, no retort. Are you going to come out with some LYRICS or are you going to be taken out by a little lady? Because it's looking like murder is the case...
OH MY DAYZ, THAT COMMENT ABOVE ABOUT THE SUCTION AND VACUUM THING WAS TOO MUCH. LMAO. STILL, FIDDY IS MURKING YOU PRANCEHALL. ITS NOT A GOOD LOOK MAN.
BIG UP ANONAMOUS
Quote: "if she was a guy, showing pics of herself with other MCs and DJs, nobody would care. nobody would be saying that man was bare homo. but cos chantelle puts pics of her with famous grime people, everyone gets the guns out for her. its a properly sexist world we live in"
whats sex got to do with it? we want REAL reveiws on things, not every single fucking thing is "big" or "heavy" we want the truth, not the same bullshit for every single, cd, album, mixtape, etc.
and since wen have grime mcs been "famous"?? u tard.
Can't you morons learn to spell?
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