Tuesday

Cos I'm a evil guy, if you see me you might get the evil eye...



"Prancehall you're lacking originality you runt. Forget your teenage disses it's time to roll with the elders...

So now you're going to talk about sexual infection?
The only way you'll get STDs is by immaculate conception
And don't call out my gran because she'll be your next date
Despite the fact she died in 1998
You cocksucker, don't know if you're cumming or blowing
So much spunk on your fro that it looks like it's snowing
Tell your mum to shampoo you, you doodoo you
You're supposed to be battling, all I can hear is 'boo hoo hoo'
Dunderhead, you underfed, get some cakes down your neck
You need to fatten up, just like your stank lyrical drek
You're skinny, you're mini, your delivery's tinny
You need to drop the mic and put on a pinny
And scrub my floors, cos that's the only way you're getting down
I'm ripping you again and I'm still in my dressing gown
So step up again if you think you can blast hot
And don't take a whole day to write it, like the last lot".


AND PEOPLE R GETTIN ANGRY. I'VE STAYED CALM (AND BLAZED FAST).

Fiddy came with little bars like all she had was children's lunchbox chocolates from variety family packs.

Now check out strictly factory-size Cadbury's bars:

I got props from Jammer for calling man Jamble.
I roll with Ruff Sqwad, Slew Dem & Roll Deep cos they're my famble.
On a regs I rep my manor with my cuzzy Skeptamble.
So if you see me on road, you best run, you best scramble.

Look on the RWD and Rinse forums and you'll see who won the clash.
I don't need God on my side to draw bare gash.
I just need to put on my lucky boxers when I go out on the lash.
But I steer clear of girls like you cos I don't wanna end up with a rash.

A blowjob for some gossip and full sex for a couple of snaps.
That's what you give to any MC if he's helpful and he yaps.
Bruza spreads your legs apart and puts his piece between your flaps.
Then he pulls it out when he's finished and squirts all over your baps.

From city to city, from town to town, you give head.
I heard you gave JME a hand job for a go on his 'ped.
You're air on the roads, just go back to bed.
This clash is over. Chantelle Fiddy fi dead.


40 comments:

Anonymous said...

shes beat u jus 4 da simple fact dat u take 2 long to reply. its cumin like ur at home draftin ur bars instead of sprayin dem as soon as she sees ur blog she delivers sumfin fresh. u r slackin i still rate u doh but boy chantell shud get props

PRANCEHALL said...

i wrote those bars 4 or 5 days ago, but i've been away. hence, the lack of stuff on the blog til now.

know yourself.

MattW said...

Your rhymes come across as stilted and a bit contrived. Chantelle has more natural flow. S'all about the scansion. Plus her disses are more funny and less predictable.

Anonymous said...

shut up about know urself u must think im chantell fiddy! ur bars r premeditated rudeboi what did write dem on a piece of paper an keep freshenin dem b4 u posted? das cheatin star u gotta come on a level if ur strappin big boy bars. she merked u straight up u was a wasteman but now ur wass

Anonymous said...

an posted bars about juicein 4 pictures is not bosey

Sophie Heawood said...

My dear Prancehall, I don't know the origin of all these jokes but when women are in the minority in a music scene, they always get accused of sucking the artists' cocks. It's depressing. I've had the accusation myself and Kano wouldn't even let me suck his. Enough!

Anonymous said...

get me Heawood dis prancehall breh is not bosey at all! thats why im tryin to show man his bars are weak an it takes him nearly a week jus to say to da girl she sucks dick in a different way to what he said it da last time. ur any guy fam cum off da hype an merk her properly! no urself wen ur not in the booth, when u touch mic u shud only speak truth

Anonymous said...

prancehall's bars are weak get me. fuckin waste breh. needs da penile enlargement spam u get me. big up da ladies graftin in the game

Anonymous said...

lmfao u dun know
man proberly tryed 2 move to chantelle fiddy an she never had a bar so hes cryin about it hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Pathetic. You lose, you lose, you lose. You took too long ("I wrote them five days ago"? Why didn't you post them five days ago?) and you repeated your themes over and over. Straight deaded by Fiddy, no questions.

hattie collins said...

Brappppple to the Heawood and full marks to Fiddy. Prancehall, you've been deaded on every level - hold up your hands and admit defeat.

PRANCEHALL said...

this ain't about sexism lady sophie. if lady chantelle wants to be a top shotter pon mic, she can't be callin out mums or she'll get merked.

hold tight the man sitting at home all day twiddling his thumbs waiting for me to write bars. your time.

PRANCEHALL said...

also, the immaculate conception refers to the notion that jesus was born without original sin.

don't get it twisted lady chantelle.

"the virgin birth" is you.

Anonymous said...

SHUT UP U IDIOT DID U READ THE FIRST BARS U WROTE FOR HER? U SAID AN DIS IS A REAL QUOTE: Nobody's interested in your writing, they just wanna see your "charms".

^^ U WAS TRYIN TO SAY SHE USES HERSELF IN DA WRONG WAY 2 GET PLACES FROM DA START SO DONT TRY STYLE IT NOW ABOUT SHE CALLED OUR UR MUM FIRST. R U MC KNOWLEDGE IN DISGUISE?
THIS CLASHIN SHOULD B DUN COS SHE FINISHED STANDARD UR BARS ARE SWAG! STOP SIPPIN ON HATER AID

Queen_Passion said...

Fiddy got you bruvs

Give up...

7yg said...

leave it out sophie!

Anonymous said...

this comments is the grime blog hen club postin regged and anon - i can smell the oestrogen thru the internet believe.

biggest bars from prancer yet - fiddy is waste in this clash standard. murkled differently.

Anonymous said...

this comments is the grime blog hen club postin regged and anon - i can smell the oestrogen thru the internet believe.

biggest bars from prancer yet - fiddy is waste in this clash standard. murkled differently.

Anonymous said...

is this some sort of jamaican stage show?

apples and pears

where's all my cockney sparra' crew

Anonymous said...

what jamaican do u know speak like dat u racist prick go suck out ur mum three times backwards

Anonymous said...

most jamaicans i know can barely speak at all

Rza said...

For fuck's sake, the fact that he took long to reply means he actually has a LIFE beyond the fucking INTERNET. Is that so bad? I think not.

Smilez said...

lol @ anonymous man gettin angry. bate u wanna move 2 chantelle.

IT AINT GONA HAPPEN!!

Anonymous said...

I heard you gave JME a hand job for a go on his 'ped.

LMFAO!!!1

Anonymous said...

i would move 2 chantelle rags lol

n 2 da bre cussin jamaicans sekkle u waste man

luka said...

chantells lyrics r cleverer da way she switches up but she got boyed stil bout da way she sucking bare mc's cock lol

Anonymous said...

chantells bars dont even make cense doe-how can he link her gran if her gran is dead

an wot if he took to long- i swear down she got merked wiv da bruza bars
.

Anonymous said...

chantelle's rhymes scanned a bit better but prancer's were funniest.

yeah, fiddy was a bit less predictable. these are intended to be war bars so why is everyone so offended by it all?

finally, could you tone down the swearing

Anonymous said...

bareeee mans tryna move 2 fiddy

tinies bars r to much

Then he pulls it out when he's finished and squirts all over your baps.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous said...

boy, i got a few things to say - first, prancehall used my 'little bars like family variety packs/big bars like factory sized cadburys' line in his blog and didnt give man credit. second, hattie collins posting up above this comment that im posting needs to get back to writing bare suckathons in blues and soul and licking the minge of PR people rather than trying to say who murked who. thirdly, prancehall, you take too long with the bars blud, it makes you look like you trying too hard. still though, i am gonna maintain and say that your bars are more quality than fiddys. hers are all random and like the type of thing you see plastered on the girls toilets in secondary school. yours are more like what you see in the toilets at a university mens toilet. so, superior in most levels, get me. your breasts are probably swag compared to fiddys, same goes for your face, but you cant have everything. anyway, if you use my lines again, give credit where its due. big.

yours - regionalgrimeregulator

Anonymous said...

just in case anyone tries to say im lying, i got the proof here when i posted under my riddimkilla alias: http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=6140407
still, blog is biggle.

Anonymous said...

i bet fiddy is gonna have a book like that girl superhead did in the US about grime and garage mans soon. i should check amazon to see if its coming already. i bet prancehall works for vice or something though. theyll prob publish excerpts. kano and jammer will prob do the intro to the book. 'yeah lady chantelle was meckle with the suction. seckle all other foreskin peelers, fiddy is too biggle, get me?'

Anonymous said...

big up previous anonymous mans. also big up sophie heawood, i dunno what you look like, but your writing is not swag at all, its def biggle, if you look as good as you write, i definitely wont turn you down like kano did and i will let you give me suction all day long just like that ruff sqwad tune says. please email me cos i think youre better than fiddy and i know you and her are prob best fwends but all roadmen know her blog cant touch yours. youre like mc hammer to her derek b.

Anonymous said...

i wuv u sophie.

Anonymous said...

this site is turning into broke mans blind date. cant afford cilla so u call prancehall!

PRANCEHALL said...

just a quick freestyle:

i am a top shooter on the grange.
look at my mum and i'll call you strange.
did i tell you my cat's got mange?



ang tite cilla.

Anonymous said...

yo prancehall blud, hook me up with ladie sophie plz. i will post anonymous comments bigging up all your waste bars (joke) for time if you do that. i hear she is too buff.

Anonymous said...

big up prancer, why people cussin him sayin it took him 3 or 4 days to write his bars?? i doubt those whole days were spend sitting there with a pad & pen.


basically chantelle, ur good for useless "celeb" goss on mcs, ur opinions on actual items are waste, u just beg friend all these mcs, biggin them up like the sun shines our their arses.

prancer, u dont beg friend with mcs, u diss them if they look silly, say they sound shit if they sound shit, thats real, thats what we want, its almost like everyone nowdays is too scared to say what they think.


and chantelle, ur an mc groupie, no lie

Anonymous said...

FIDDY LIKES BLACK COCK. She's just a country girl let loose in da city. simple as.

Anonymous said...

oh dear. the comments section on this blog has taken a turn for the worse. vice writers are obviously in the place. either that or its plan b, author of lyrics like 'girls wont suck my dick cos its pink'.