Wednesday

I deal with views and opinions/ Grew up on a reggae band called Abyssinians.



I was watching a programme on telly last night and, without wanting to bore you with details, it was claimed that the longer your ring finger in relation to your index finger, the more fertile you are. That doesn't look like good news for poor old Tinchy Stryder, does it? He's only young yet anyway. Maybe it'll grow.



Heroin chic. OK, she was a crack addict, but you get the point. If you don't, the point is: DON'T SMOKE THE ROCK.

The above picture, the result of eight years of crack addiction, is being used in an ad campaign to encourage kids to stay off "the drugs". Rather interestingly, I think there's a bit of an improvement in the woman's appearance from pictures 1-3. Her skin is clearer, she's lost the bags under her eyes... I'd say the crack has taken ten years off her. That's really not good for the overall message, is it? What that picture's saying is, smoke crack for a couple of years and it'll probably improve your looks. I'm almost getting an urge to light up my crack pipe now. Pete Doherty, all is forgiven.



"DON'T SMOKE THE ROCK" – JME could use that as the title to one his new tracks as he continues his (rather dull) quest into the realms of conscious grime.

*** BONUS ***
MP3: Phoenix - If I Ever Feel Better (Todd Edwards Remix)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

FINALLY WEVE GOT BACK THE PRANCEHALL WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE! FOR THE RECORD WHICH MCS DO U RATE AS GETTIN CONSCIOUS LYRICS ACROSS WITHOUT BEIN CHEESY?

Anonymous said...

that todd is famously poor.

essential is the st germain - alabama blues dub (and vocal) todd mix

other personal favourites..
the beloved - 100 years (todd mix)
heavy weather - love cant turn around (todd mix)
ali - love letters (todd mix)

Anonymous said...

stryders body is huge an his head is like a kp peanut. i wonder if he'll grow into it

PRANCEHALL said...

"WHICH MCS DO U RATE AS GETTIN CONSCIOUS LYRICS ACROSS WITHOUT BEIN CHEESY?"

i can't really think of any specific examples. i don't find jme's lyrics cheesy. he's just a bit too seeerious with the conscious lyrics.

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stryder doesn't really have a small head and huge body. it's just a bad picture.

Jim Bergerac said...

Top pictures - If I'd known that smoking rock would turn me into Zelda from Terrahawks I would have taken it up a long time ago.

Nice blog, btw. I've been meaning to leave you biggups for some time now BUT I DINT KNO IF I AD TO TYPE IN CAPZ 4 DA GRIME BLOGZ (SEEN).

ps. Your mix link is busted. Hopefully you can fix it, as my mum's Polo chewed up one of my best Helter Skelter tapes last week and I need new music.

Anonymous said...

TELL UR MUM 2 GET A NU WHIP TAPE PLAYERZ R 4 DA OLDSKOOL (SEEN)

so movin on, prancehall ive seen a few pics of stryder since hes had his 'growth spurt' and the head just aint in proportion. the poor lads voice has broken now aswell how will he cope. agree with u on jme though

Anonymous said...

JME's serious! Not cheesy! Serious!

He does say so enough.

WOEBOT said...

UR a funny bastard :-)