Blog of the week: George Lamb is a Cunt

Below is an excerpt from my blog of the week, George Lamb is a Cunt.

A list of things that sound better than the George Lamb radio show:

1. Vomiting
2. Hearing the news your child has terminal leukaemia
3. That noise the Commodore 64 used to make while loading games
4. George W. Bush
5. Your alarm on Monday morning
6. A dentist's drill
7. Every episode of Sex and the City back-to-back
8. Microphone feedback
9. The four minute warning
10. A child learning to play the violin for the first time
11. Train wheels scraping against the track
12. A four-week caravaning holiday around Birmingham

One thing: I'm not exactly sure what a four-week caravaning holiday would sound like. Possibly something along the lines of brrroooommm-parp-parp- mooomahhhneedthetoooiiiilleeetttt-parp-parp-brrroooommmm-parp-parp- awwwroighhtttluv-parp-parp-brrrrooommmm.