Knife Crime Nuggets #1
Knife Crime Nuggets theme
I've seen loads of great knife crime snippets in the press over the last few months and although the furore seems to have slightly died down, I will now be collecting the best bits I find in a new column called Knife Crime Nuggets. I've even got a theme tune. If someone wants to do me a logo, that would be good. Something involving chicken nuggets would work I think.
The above comes from yesterday's Independent, in which smut lady Tracey Cox reveals, after a quick read of the Daily Mail, she spends the rest of her day cowering in fear at the prospect of all those knife-wielding "hoodies" rampaging on our streets.
I'm presuming she manages to get some respite while she is frantically fondling herself on top of a washing machine.