Pon de gym mat, pon de bank
Elephant Man has lost his mind. I thought Bad Boy had signed him to release music but it seems Diddy just wanted him to make some workout videos so he could work off his man boobs. A couple of points. First: why does the word "blazey" flash up when he says "blasé"? Second: my favourite move is the hand cart.
Don't Panic has put up an article where one of their journalists took Skepta on a date to the ballet. The best part for me is this:
“Where is your carnation?” I challenge.
“Oh shit yeah, I was told to bring one of those but I wasn’t sure what they were."
It's worth a read but it certainly pales in comparison and significance to my dates with Shystie (at The Natural History Museum), Mizz Beats (at The Ritz) and Judy from "Pow" (at London Zoo).