Monday

Speed boat, no rowing needed / Don't listen to the hype, don't believe it


Joker and Buggsy

By the wonders of the internet, radio and, well, technology in general, you can listen to the audio from FWD>> on Friday in the comfort of your own home. Pretty amazing, no? It was broadcast live on Rinse FM and some clever people ripped it and so here it is. Download Joker's set here and the big set near the end with all the MCs (Footsie, Skepta, Fuda Guy etc.) here. That little section I filmed and put up yesterday can be heard in full below. The crowd went absolutely insane when Gift came on. I should really have got some more stuff on camera but it's pretty gay to stand there at the front all night filming.



The bit where you hear the girl talking is when Sarah who runs the night smeared her knickers and came to the front to tell the MCs to stop so the crowd could calm down.

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If you enjoy a bit of rofling or whatever, go here to watch the episode of Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends where he goes to New Orleans to become a gangster rapper, and hangs out at Master P's house. I'd forgotten how funny it was. You can also watch every episode of Peep Show. What more could you want?

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Oh yeah, I can't believe I didn't mention this before: I was standing in the corridor on the way into Dirty Canvas on Saturday trying to get phone reception, when an MC from a certain south London grime crew came up to me and shook my hand and said something like, "Hey buddy, do you need a little nose job?" I stood there for about 30 seconds staring at him baffled until I realised what he was talking about. "Nose job"? Wtf? I thought he was implying I had a big nose or something.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

not as bad as this chief from Tottenham I met once, referred to it as "nosebag"

NOSEBAG? YOU TAKE ME FOR SOME HORSE BLUD? SHANKS O CLOCK!!!

Anonymous said...

Do you rememeber that time we were walking around old st. and i stuck a sticker on your back that said "i have tiger force" and all those kids were kicking you and laughing? that was pretty funny, huh?

John said...

no, but we can pretend it's true if you like.

Anonymous said...

would that be like at one of your fancy dress parties? are you going to dress up like harry potter again?

John said...

it's bait to do harry again cos bare people were watching man last tym even though i could see some girls givin me the eye, but im probably gonna change it up this time and come with some next look like hermione or something (no homo!). shock people, you know?

Anonymous said...

Picture Caption:
"Baby, later on your gonna be in my mouth, just like this spliff"
"Yow i said i aint coming out the closet yet, mans gotta hide their face"

Who is the mysterious under cover lover?