If you're on road, you have to know this / There's man on the road making duppies every day just like Joseph
God, it's been quiet in grime recently. Is everybody on holiday in Ayia Napa or something? Wiley can be excused, because he's just had a new baby and I think we can excuse Scorcher too because his cat has just given birth to kittens. I hear he still needs homes for some of them, so if you're interested, message me and I'll pretend that I'll contact him on your behalf.
I also heard Jammer had his birthday bbq on Friday. I was gonna go, but it was my birthday too so I had to celebrate elsewhere and also I wasn't actually invited.
I got a bottle of Moet for my birthday, which I'm saving for Riko's birthday bash.
We all know that Knuckles is pretty big, but there's a new guy on the scene called Sonic The Hedgehog. Check out him trying to slew Knucks at the end of this clip.
Also, check out this deeeeeeeep freestyle from Plan B. I didn't really rate him until now - a podgy ex-RnB singer who raps about raping girls while playing acoustic guitar isn't usually my thing - but he's coming with some different bars on this freestyle.
Finally, have a little look at this amazing new video from an uknown northern grime crew. This almost beats 'Murkle Man' for concept - a guy with a Scream mask hiding in a tree in a park - who comes up with these ideas!?!?!