Wednesday

Ps coming in from left, right and centre / I've got bookings from now 'til next winter



I just came across this clip on my hard drive of Scorcher showering (honestly, no pun intended). He needs to vocal Low Deep's 'Jedi' with those same bars and that's a hit right there (maybe). I see his 'chance us' track has been signed to Logan's label.



The beat on JME'S 'Don't Chat To Me' track is amazing. I remember when I first heard it on some random Roll Deep set recording and had to rewind it about 7 times on Windows Media Player. You can hear the full vocal on the new Logan show.

My favourite bit of Logan's show this week is when Logan randomly cuts the music about 45 minutes in and says "Stop typing whilst I'm talking Christopher". Random.



There are a lot of 'special' people out there and it's always quite touching when one reaches out and tries to speak to you. Check out some bars for me in my comments box:

"An internet gangsta, somethin we all wana be,
Already lookin shook, my mouth against the M-I-C.
You find it hard to articulate, until you dun ejaculate,
Screamin Hattie's name, it seems alone you play this game.

I admit that I'm new to MC banter,
A cunt, like a hunter, I'm lookin for the fronta,
Seems before I let you have it, you dun run for cover,
Moving to the next best thing, the child bearer, your mother.

Your hand that rocks the cradle,
looks dumfounded, unsteady, uncapable,
your girl 3 years, a fable,
a story you tell your stable.

So Mr. Prancehall, guild to the pricks/(slash)those that like dancehall, a combination inherently linked to low IQ,
your basic lyrical ability is tasteless, n like your face, shrouded be ugliness.

Your basis for taste is embarressing, your words, your rhymes, harrassing,
slewin those at RWD mag, I'd like to see what other genius you can pull out of your goodie bag.

Opinions, reviews, pretense is immense,
If I were to try a rhyme like yours, it wouldn't hold suspense. That's where I'll it for now, until the next time, big tings be gwan, until the next rhyme".

I have to say this is one of the funiest, most amazing things I have every read. I just love the awkward grammar - it's as if this guy was writing the bars in Middle English or something. If grime existed 700 years ago, this is what the bars would've been like. I'm telling you, this guy is the next Shakespeare. More bars please!



If the above wasn't enough excitement for one week, I also got another great comment the other day:

"Say da name Prancehall to any Taliban supporting 11 ta 56 yr from da bangladeshi community (eh don't fuck wid da Shadwell massive)in Tower hamlets an they'll show you where prancer lives, get mi, no longo tingo...

i met him twice at One man Standing (he woz doing a set wid Mac 10) an den at Sugar n Spice in Hackney. I shared my calaloo an ockra wid him in exchange for an old bounty killah track an a dusty copy of Vice.

Prancer kinda looks like a squashed, albino Shabba Ranx or Godsgift wid flu.. get mi.. propa like innocent, an cute as a button.

I swear on my stepmums life i'm not making dis up. May God strike her dead if i'm lying!"


I thought I'd been keeping myself on the DL but obviously some people have been watching face cos that description is me down to a T. If I had a pound for every time someone said I looked like an Albino Shabba Ranks, I'd be a very rich guy by now.

One final thing:

When I joked a little while back about Skepta not putting me in his Top 8 on myspace, little did I know that he was out there taking note. Now I'm not saying we're best friends or anything, I'm just saying...

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

y is logan mentioned so much r u runnin a sponsered post to raise money for his eye op? i guess it would help on his show at least he could see da pitch 2 mix instead of playin from da beginnin might fund da crack habit thou. u heard his voice? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

Prancehall EXPOSED.....

IT IS U ON THE FAR RIGHT

The picture is saved so it's pointless deleting it. How much £ is it worth not to put it as topic on rwd forum????????

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=44942730&imageID=559629001

Anonymous said...

Prancehall EXPOSED.....

IT IS U ON THE FAR RIGHT

The picture is saved so it's pointless deleting it. How much £ is it worth not to put it as topic on rwd forum????????

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=44942730&imageID=559629001

PRANCEHALL said...

LMAO.

i am actually offended by that.

u need to be added as a friend to view my pics on myspace.

there is only 1 pic of me on the internet that u can see and that is in one of the rinsessions photos, but you'll never find it.

Anonymous said...

every1 knows whu prancer is neway.

why's he hidin an then dj'in clubs? i saw him at that ruff sqwad ting - he looks like chicken little wit glasses , lyk some breh dat got bullyed a lot in school

Anonymous said...

http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/mov/ChickenLittle_300x298.jpg

LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://myspace-748.vo.llnwd.net/00611/84/77/611887748_l.jpg

he's face is all over myspace. evryone knows who he is now...

Anonymous said...

apologies prance... lame idea to make p's. must get out more.

Anonymous said...

lmao im sure he said he was black

Chantelle Fiddy said...

you actually made it into SOS mag one month, one review of Dirty Canvas. I have it here if you want to buy it off me (yeah so what, it was free, but girls gotta make P's cause man's dissin the rave now). As if you got your mate to fill in for you for the Vice contributors panel! Would you feel bad if he went to boundary and got chased?

Anonymous said...

YOU LOT CHAT TOO MUCH AIR - I USED TO RUN WITH TINY P BACK IN COLLEGE - TINY P HIT PUBERTY AT 7 AND EVEN AT TENDER AGE OF 13 MAN WAS A STRAPPING 6'9 NEGRO BUCK WHOSE IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE PROCLUDED HIM FROM WEARING PANTS ANY SHORTER THAN PLUS 4S.. USED TO GHOSTINGWRITE BARS FOR SO SOLID TOO

Anonymous said...

oh MY GOSH, IVE NOT BEEN CHECKING GRIME FOR AGES BUT THAT SCORCHER FREESTYLE IS ALRIGHT, STILL... THE FIRST BEAT IS HIP HOP IMITATING FUCKRIES BUT THAT SECOND BEAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE PULSE X ERA - THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE GRIME BEATS LIKE THAT ONE. TOO BIG!

IVE SEEN PRANCER, MAN HAS KIND OF A BASIN HAIRCUT LIKE WHAT YOUR MUM USED TO GIVE YOU WHEN YOU WAS SIX YEARS OLD. HE LOOKS AVERAGE, LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING. KINDA LIKE ONE OF DEM OLD STREET BRERS, ONE OF THESE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, SEMI IRONIC BUT ACTUALLY IRONIC TO THE POINT WHERE THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY REALLY THINK VICE MAGAZINE WRITER BRERS. SAFE THOUGH.

I HAVENT READ THIS BLOG IN TIME BUT ITS STILL THE BEST GRIME ONE THERE. FIDDYS BLOG IS ALRIGHT, SHES STOPPED THE BLATANT SUCTION, BLACKDOWNS BLOG IS ALRIGHT BUT GIVES ME A HEADACHE READING IT COS ITS SORT OF STIFF AND TAKES ITSELF TOO SERIOUSLY. DONT NEED THAT IN MY LIFE BLOOD. BIG UP PRANCER. MAN IS TINY. I HEARD FROM A GIRL HE TRIED TO PRESS THAT HE WEARS Y FRONTS FOR 4 YEAR OLDS TO THIS DAY.

Anonymous said...

i was speakin to sum little black yute wit glasses at 333 and he said he was pracer...

Anonymous said...

i spoke to Jesus once an he said "bless you child for i am tiny prancer". I felt truly blessed an all warm inside my latex batty ryders

i asked Jesus/who's truly the greatest/his words/D Double lets face it..

Christian Grime.Peng

Gal Better Know
Nasty Girl x.x.x

Anonymous said...

u dumb sket

Darkie said...

lol..big dissee lol fi real chantelle fiddy is a sket? dumbs a bit harsh doe?

D Double is Biggizes doe (not da one from Newham Generals, da one from South, although da one from Newham Generals is very very Biggle, but i'm reppin South man Syndicate still so...fuck North, East an West folk)

Da Fiddy dumb sket.. is abit late still.

p.s I love a gash in latex batti ryders..but she gotta have a fat zulu batti..yeah an high heels boots dats classy.

Anonymous said...

Don't believe any of dat hype about scorcher shankin anyone - he's full of hot air.

Don't get me wrong, he's scared to swing his fists so if u back him in to a corner he probably will shank a guy, but only out of fear.

PLUS Don't let him fool you about he's from N15, he aint from tottenham or edmonton. My youts from Bush hill park some any wasteman ends.

Scorcher has never moved any food in da bits, he got robbed for his moped and then his VW Polo - He's NOT REAL! Wot do u fink would happen if he was movin food? Trust me!! I'm from da bits. Hea in't even allowed in N9.

At da end of da day i will give him some credit because he's a good MC but he's gonna have a shock when da real mash man go to test him coz of da lyrics he's spittin.

Big up man like Bosmman Birdie, President T and Cookie G - They're da real man in da ends. Boy Better Know!!!