stylee's what your crew lacks and I'll make moves like it was a late night jack

A message to the haters who hate on my girl Chantelle Fiddy:

chantelle dont listen to these swag-artists i want to tred on thin ice with you when i take you 2 the ice rink and i want to be the boy in your corner. i would date you differently, i got more than one jumper unlike mark one and i got more than one tracksuit unlike wiley and i also got nice swimmin trunks so we can go swimmin at the deep end in my local borough swimming pool. text or call me or something, if my mum answers, just tell her you want to speak to the man of the house cos that will be me, im usually in after about 3.30/4pm weekdays, so dont stress if im not there before, im on my way. bye bye.

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Cameo, Tinchy Stryder, JME & Purple @ Fabric Tonight in Room 3, so go there.

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Nobody's given me the xtc mp3s.

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Can Slew Dem email me because my friend wants you to play at his club night.

Thanks.

ambulance is what you'll need, ambulance is what you'll need

Anyone who hasn't seen the Murkle Man video, can see it here or download below.

VIDEO: Jammer - Murkle Man



MP3: Wiley & Plasticman @ wwwhut!?

Clip of recorded set.



MP3: DJ MAXXIMUS SET FEAT TINCHY STRYDER & DIRTY DANGER

Loads of excloose on this one.

I see guys break down on stress they can't handle / I've got the game by the handle

I've been in the studio and OMG I've (we've) just made the best Vex'd rip-off ever!! Ever.

Ever.

(there's a small clip in the 'listen' section)



If anyone has an mp3 of the xtc mix of 'misty cold' (from about 3 years ago) or any other xtc remixes, can they hook me up?



Run the Road 2 is waste. I only listen to about 3 songs on it.

Who's idea was it to put Plan B on there? I guess the whole idea of acoustic grime is kinda novel, but NO.

I want my fucking money back.

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VIDEO: Nasty Crew - In Da Place (look out for them turning the wasteman away at the door)

MP3: Bear Man sending for Footsie (this is absolute waste)

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3 records you need:

Mark One - Plodder

Slew Dem - Phantom of the Opera

Ruff Sqwad & Wiley - Together

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New(ish) Grime blog list:

DJ Blazey

Virus Syndicate

SLK

FIP Magazine

Bailey

Mr Slash (In Da Hood)

wwwhut!?

Free before 9 PM, 5 pounds after
7.30 PM - 1 AM (Bar from 7.30 PM, hall from 9PM)
93 feet east
150 Brick Lane
London E1 SQN
Nearest tube: Liverpool Street/Aldgate East

I want the lord to show me the way/ Don't want distractions leading me astray/ Want to be a household name like Home and Away

MP3: D Double & Footsie - Drawing Gash

Many thanks to Simon for this one.

There's going to be a version of this on the Newham Generals LP called "Mic Centre". It's good, but the production's nowhere near as perfectly lush as this.

Me and my pal Jack do a fantastic version (for money). Sometimes we do a medley, where we do "Drawing Gash", then Jack does Footsie's "bare right hooks" bars and I freestyle with some D-Double "ooooohhhhhhhh-ahhh" sounds and throw in the odd "dirty-ty". We should really be on a grime DVD. Possibly B.A.R.S. 3. We are that big. Maybe just a quick appearance?

Come on... I'm willing to travel. Jack doesn't even need to appear, I can do both bits. I'll pay...



Why's he letting the cookies get away? Wasteman.



"I live in a country where Abu Hamza can book halls to put on seminars trying to entice young Muslims to kill the infidel, but I can't get a venue to play music and give artists a place to perform live."

Logan Sama completely OTM once again as he draws for yet another hyperbolically profound, yet ridiculous, yet true statement about the lack of grime events. He'll end up doing away with himself if he carries on stressing as much as he is now. On the gravestone will probably read the pitiful solemn words: "All he wanted to do was put on a rave".



I dug out my battered copy of the Conflict DVD earlier today. It's like smack. I've been cold turkey for almost a year, I'd say. But today, I finally gave into the urge. I strapped a leather belt around my DVD player, squirted the DVD in citric acid and then, after heating it under a table lamp, injected it into the player's disc tray.

Anyway, I'm off for another quick hit...

did i see a missed call on my O2 line?

Quotes of the week:
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Danny Walker (RWD MAG): "FLIRTA D IS FINE!!!!"

I've always suspected he was a willy toucher.

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Someone on the RWD forum (regarding Flirta D in Ayia Napa): "Yeah i heard he can't afford to get home either he got rushed out there by souf mans and how is is nuff black now, also i heard he waits for kfc to shut for left overs to feed him and van damage. no lies, man is struggling out there. homeless in ayia napa".

I actually heard the exact same thing. How strange.

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Go over to my sistren DJ Lioness for a big Plasticman & JME set. Big bars ("hang tight tiny prancer").



The new Syer B.



Wiley has been away from radio. Stacking his Ps; shotting; whatevs...

BUT now he's back.

Get last night's Roll deep rinse fm set here.

Skepta's sending for even more people than I am!

"Jookie Mundo don't earn no wages. Jookie Mundo's been ready to blow for ages"

Also look out for the awful Dogzilla track around 12 minutes in. Sounds like Blazin' Squad remixing The Lighthouse family. BIG.