I was watching a programme on telly last night and, without wanting to bore you with details, it was claimed that the longer your ring finger in relation to your index finger, the more fertile you are. That doesn't look like good news for poor old Tinchy Stryder, does it? He's only young yet anyway. Maybe it'll grow.
Heroin chic. OK, she was a crack addict, but you get the point. If you don't, the point is: DON'T SMOKE THE ROCK.
The above picture, the result of eight years of crack addiction, is being used in an ad campaign to encourage kids to stay off "the drugs". Rather interestingly, I think there's a bit of an improvement in the woman's appearance from pictures 1-3. Her skin is clearer, she's lost the bags under her eyes... I'd say the crack has taken ten years off her. That's really not good for the overall message, is it? What that picture's saying is, smoke crack for a couple of years and it'll probably improve your looks. I'm almost getting an urge to light up my crack pipe now. Pete Doherty, all is forgiven.
"DON'T SMOKE THE ROCK" – JME could use that as the title to one his new tracks as he continues his (rather dull) quest into the realms of conscious grime.
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MP3: Phoenix - If I Ever Feel Better (Todd Edwards Remix)
