Won't bring a strap if the beef is petty

Biggest news to report in grime this week year is that Skepta has joined myspace. Naturally he's added me, although he's somehow forgotten to put me in his top 8. He tried to private message me through myspace too, but obviously I didn't read it cos private messagers get B.U.N. Not really.

I ended up going to the grindie party last night. Had a really good time. I noticed Knuckles has also got a high top fade. Trust me, that is the look right now. I might even get one.

I had a chat with Scorcher and Ears who were there MCing on Statik's set. D Dark also performed and was really great. Someone introduced me to Hattie Collins, which, to be honest was not something I had planned on, since I like to keep myself on the DL, but she was really friendly and didn't even try to slap me, so it was fine. Miquita from Popworld was also around in the crowd too. I tried to hook Scorcher up with her later on but I don't think she was interested. To be honest, I think she secretly had a thing for me. Even though she kept ignoring me when I tried to make conversation and she literally ran across the road to her wasteman boyfriend when I tried to talk to her outside, I could tell there was some kind of chemistry. Someone told me that she pressed Kano a while back and she gave her digits to Lethal B in a club once (PRANCEHALL EXCLUSIVE), although I don't think I was supposed to tell anyone.

When the grindie thing was over, I headed to Cargo to see tha Bizzle, but we couldn't blag our way in for free, so we left. I did meet Ghetto outside though - who was shorter than I expected.



It's another busy weekend for prancehall.

First, I'm DJing on Friday at the Old Blue Last. Ears is gonna MC on my set and maybe Scorcher too. After that, I'm heading to the 333 to see Tinchy, Scorch, Ghetto etc. People who go to the O.B.L. first get half price entry to 333 or something.



If that isn't enough, Wiley is performing at wwwhut!? at 93 Feet East on Saturday with DJ Maximum.