Tuesday

Top five explanations as to what Kanye West might be doing with his head in the lap of his girlfriend, Amber Rose, backstage at London Fashion Week



1. Warming his metallic jaw
2. Licking some cheese and chive dip from her skirt
3. Publicly proving, once and for all, that he is not gay
4. Seeing if she's wearing the limited edition Ed Banger x Cobra Snake x Louis Vuitton knickers that Kid Cudi exclusively designed for Kanye
5. Rummaging for a penis

(Picture half-inched from the Vice fashion blog)

8 comments:

louise said...

She's got to be a lesbian. They only go out with women who look like men.

Corpsey said...

perhaps he's overwhelmed by not being the biggest cunt in the room for once and he needs comforting?

Patrick Truman said...

It looks like somebody took a member of The Proclaimers and shaved his head.

Kanye is on some next other shit. Yikes.

Anonymous said...

its obviously 3 & 5

Anonymous said...

looks like he pulled up a chair, god kanyes a twat!

Anonymous said...

Found this... it should probably go with the knife crime articles but the daily mail-brigade seem to have lost interest in that story so the 'BRITISH KNIFE PLAGUE EPIDEMIC' means that interest petered out a bit so you probably wouldn't see it over there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVYIBIlTIQs

dominicjones said...

i was sat directly behind him at one of the shows and he has this weird afro mullet thing thats not on show till he bends forward and then this big ball of hair pop's out of his collar at the bottom of his neck!!? also he scoffed down about 7 sausage rolls! and his crew always has at-lest one black gay in it at any given time.
but that amber rose is beautiful!!

Petit Flo said...

I like how Vice just blatantly said it was a dude.