I just found this snap I took a few months ago while manoeuvring my way around some well-to-do pensioners to buy some overpriced food in Waitrose. I'm not sure how OK!, new! and star magazine all managed to get the world exclusive first interview with BB9's Jen and Dale that week. Maybe everything in shitty celeb mag world is seen as an exclusive. "Exclusive: This week's terrestrial TV listings". "Exclusive: How to look like Coleen Rooney for a fiver". "Exclusive: Our agony aunt gives her opinion as to why your husband refuses to perform cunnilingus on you".