I just found this snap I took a few months ago while manoeuvring my way around some well-to-do pensioners to buy some overpriced food in Waitrose. I'm not sure how OK!, new! and star magazine all managed to get the world exclusive first interview with BB9's Jen and Dale that week. Maybe everything in shitty celeb mag world is seen as an exclusive. "Exclusive: This week's terrestrial TV listings". "Exclusive: How to look like Coleen Rooney for a fiver". "Exclusive: Our agony aunt gives her opinion as to why your husband refuses to perform cunnilingus on you".
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What do you look like prancehall? I have been reading this blog for several years now and still havent a clue what you look like? Post a picture please, or at least describe yourself vividly to me.
I think you should do a piece on how many freshers weeks Wiley is performing at over the next month (I've already noticed he's doing Leeds, Warwick, LSE, Glasgow, Liverpool in the space of around ten days). I respect the guy for tryna get paid, but come on- allow spendin like 50 hours on national express coaches just to play to a bunch of middle class invalids who have only just discovered black Londoners
he charges £5K per show minimum for 20 minute set. plus he demands no less than 4* hotel and a selection of those mini selection packs of kellogs cereals at his hotel upon arrival - oh and full fat freshly chilled milk.
he throws a big fat tantrum if the crowd isn't big enough as well. and allow national express coaches, he's got some shitty transit he drives his rolexes around in.
Apparently he only performs if he's allowed to design his own costumes
He wanted to perform at Oxford, but they rejected him becuase he didnt have enough UCAS points
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he performed at an oxford college ball, and threw a big fat hissy afterwards because the crowd wasn't big enough.
wheres judy from pow?
All ur mums have a penis
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