Tuesday

The future of knife crime



It's a knife that is also a gun. Wait till gangs start importing these. Sorry, I meant: wait till the government start importing these - 'cos they iz bringin' in all da gunz, innit. Run for your lives, Great Britain! Run for your fucking lives!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

"maybe I'll shank you with my leng / and maybe I'll leng you with my shank"

Anonymous said...

What a wanker this blogger is, I've got a mint idea for you mate...why don't you fuck off and do something else you shit.

Anonymous said...

PRANCEHALL is a Twat!!!

WhatAShitBlog said...

Getting cheap laughs out of knife/gun crime is a bit low isn't it, even for you Prancehall?

I suppose it's a long way to the bottom though eh mate, geronimo!

biggles said...

yeah man don't you dare get a cheap laugh out of knife crime because it is EXTREMELY SERIOUS (for the next couple of weeks)

watch the leng said...

er.. put your toys back in the pram guys.. isn't grime just one big cheap laugh at gun and knife crime anyway?

Hoxton Youth Council said...

Well surprised all you lot got a bit antsy about this post. When things get bad (and it's not even that bad: Hype,Hype!) laugh about it !

HAfuckingha said...

Ha ha, yes, it's one big laugh and joke. (not)
Wait till some prick with a gun/knife comes knocking on your family's/bredrins door.

Grow up you wankers.

http://hyperfrank.blogspot.com/2008/07/rip-elliot.html

Anonymous said...

i don't understand what is wrong here. if you can't joke about it then what the fuck can you do? it's not a personal attack on someone. just like how you wouldn't not make a 'your mum' joke in case your mum died, why avoid a knife crime joke? especially now that maddy jokes are invalid

Anonymous said...

also boohoo we all know the knife crime making most of the prime time news is white boys. no one mentioned the 15 year old girl in lambeth that was fucking stalked and stabbed on her stairs. it astonishes me how much people can buy in to a media panic. yes, even if knife crime is on the up, it's part of a wider epidemic and also exaggerated ten fold by the news.

Anonymous said...

So many fuckwits on here right now.

Do you want me to break it down for you?

Firstly: HE'S NOT MAKING FUN OF KNIFE CRIME OR ITS VICTIMS. At least not in the way you think.

Secondly: He IS however humorously highlighting the intense media focus (one might say scaremongering) on knife and gun crime in the UK and also the frankly fucking hilariously stupid delusion some idiots have that the government is bringing guns into our streets.

"also boohoo we all know the knife crime making most of the prime time news is white boys" - you are a true moron. For the past two years all we've heard in the news is black boys stabbing and shooting each other, and because just recently two white kids have been in the news (one of whom had a semi famous sister anyway) you're claiming this bullshit? Just shows that there will always be some dumb fool getting trigger happy with the race card. End yourself now, for the good of everyone.

hafuckingha said...

Quite an interesting debate.
Better than the actual blog!


I agree with all of your points. There are a few deluded few who imagine that the governments are brinsging huge shipments of guns/knives depositing in poor neighbourhoods so the poor murder the poor.

I agree the media is ridiculously biased and selective in what it chooses to highlight, creating panic and terror.

I understnd he is not making fun knife crimes or its victims.

I realise that faced with certain tragic events, some deal with it by making jokes and laughing.

I just don't find it funny. That's all. I doubt very much Prancey would have posted this if someone close to him had their life taken away by some twat with a magnum or a kitchen knife. Show a bit of sensitivity, that's all i'm saying.

And yeah, 'media only shows the white boys, it's a consipracy' you really are a cock,

Hoxton Youth Council said...

Hoxton Youth Council is maintained by many administrators. The comment above is bullshit, and the person who wrote it has been removed from the admin. He's a twat.

Willardo said...

"Wait till some prick with a gun/knife comes knocking on your family's/bredrins door."

I love the thought of some guy going around murdering people with these gun/knifes.

Anonymous said...

"I love the thought of some guy going around murdering people with these gun/knifes."

UK NEEDS BATMAN