Wednesday

Any time you see me wearing the glove, boy better know I got the gun in my boxers



Firstly, to the wasteman who stole my New Era - Fatwah on your mum. I've been to the Mosque in Finsbury Park to try to see if I can somehow announce a Jihad on your family, so we'll have to see what happens. I didn't really want the hat anyway. I was gonna give it away on here in some kind of competition. I was thinking I'd give it to whoever could write the best bars against me. Oh well, maybe I'll go and buy a fake one from Hong Kong and still do it... That's where all the kids get theirs anyway.



Dubplate Drama is a bit random, but I'm liking it. The acting is awful, though.

I'm not sure if it's just me, but they seem to be portraying J2K as a kind of Carlton-from-Fresh-Prince-type character. I dunno, maybe it's the little 'tache.

I heard Jammer was supposed to play the role of a Pizza Delivery guy, but he walked off set when he heard about this, so they let him choose another part.

Shystie is coming across really well, both as an actress and an MC. If she manages not to release another piece of dog shit and call it an album, then maybe this will properly launch her career.

Also, for some reason, every time I see Shystie's cousin, I think he's one of the guys from Klass A. I think it's the accent.



You can download the set from last Saturday's Wwwhut!? here. Logan Sama on the decks with Jammer, Ears, Skepta and Riko. There's even a little section at the end with Jammer DJing.

Jammer also did a bit of DJing at last Thursday's FWD, where he reloaded 'Midnight Request Line' 6 times in a row in Tubby's set. I can't really be arsed to write anymore, but it was the best FWD in ages. Hold tight Plasticman.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

pranchall, is that Jammer whispering sweet nothings in your ear?

Anonymous said...

haha
"psst, meet me in the toilets in 10 minutes, i'll be waiting with my trousers down"

Anonymous said...

prancer and jamble are famble

Anonymous said...

LOL! Just sprayed tea everywhere you funny bastards!

Aaron Berg said...

how much do New Era hats cost in the UK?

Anonymous said...

oh my god, i like think you are like so cooool, and like, i had to drink a few too many pints to say this, but like since i saw you being kissed by jammer i have had like, oh my gosh, like so much of a crush, like could you give me his number?like, iam so much into my grime and like i fuking love the both of u, ohmygod, lol sharn. ps jak bribed me xxx

Anonymous said...

prancehall iz fassy u get me

Anonymous said...

i love your funny face says matt with the hat

Anonymous said...

oy, do you fucking write those grime reviews for vice? you fuking wanker, you fucking slag me off again and i'll get my fucking skeng to beat the shit out of you, you fuking waste breh on the road side u get me what ends u reppin? ladbroke grove????!!!!!

Anonymous said...

sian norris iz ready blow. big bars u get me.

Anonymous said...

i txell you what mister, you say that again and i'll fuking sort you out. i know ppl who live in hackeny. and that is hardcore don't you know. irony.

Sun O.C. said...

LMAO

This blog's hilarious!
Big up you!

Pon ya slurpy!

Anonymous said...

oi, why dont you go back to writing about indie and electronica and nice things like that, it was much better.

Anonymous said...

oi are you that skinny looking breh who posed as that gay wigga in the vice magazine university supplement?

Anonymous said...

yep got it in one. That's me alright.

Prancer

Anonymous said...

sumtimes i wunda if prancehall posts on his blog as anonmus to make his blog look big. but post up a pic of his dressed as a batty grinder same way i wanna merk lol

Jim Bergerac said...

Q: What do you call a grime artist who gets caught wanking in a public toilet?

A: George Murkle

Q: What do you call a grime artist who touches up kids?

A: Murkle Jackson.

Anonymous said...

oi blud how did you get a show on rinse me and my mans been struggling for time and now i hear a wasteman like you is gettin a show on the biggest pirate in london just through making jokes and saying things about how jammer and ears are gay next to their pictures and things like that which i think is wrong blud mans have to pay dues in this game not just start a blog and then get on a pirate with the big boys its not encouraging blud

PRANCEHALL said...

lol.

1. don't believe everything, no, make that ANYTHING you read on the internet.

2. jammer fucking loves my blog.

3. you're never gonna get on rinse if nobody's heard of you. posting anonymous comments isn't gonna get you anywhere. make some tracks or record some sets and send them to people. promote yourself. if someone sends me some stuff and i like it, i'll promote it.

Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4540202.stm

Anonymous said...

so what you sayin that you dont have a show on rinse coming up cos boy if you did you would have to be bare shower cos no other person from the internet has started a blog then gotten a show on a pirate i think still big up your chest if you have dunno wot to say but ill just keep sending tapes to the management from me and my crew and will keep my fingers crossed that one day we will get on there too no war here all peace still