Happy Slapz

If, like me, you spend your evenings violently assaulting strangers on the bus and filming it on your camera phone, you can now take it to the next level and relive this fetish online. Go here to beat grime MCs such as JME, Lethal B, Jammer (he's my fave slapping victim) and Flirta D to a bloody pulp, before stealing their phone, stamping on their head, leaving them for dead and so scared that they never leave the house again.

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