OMG - MURKLE GIRL!!!!

OMG!!!!! CHANTELLE FIDDY'S JUST GONE AND MADE A FEMALE REMIX OF THE MURKLE MAN!!! (ONLY JOKING CHANTELLE). NO, BUT HONESTLY, CHECK IT OUT.

ALSO, I LOVE THE WAY THE NEAREST LOOKALIKE THEY COULD FIND TO LOGAN WAS A SMALL CHINESE GIRL. VERY DEEP.

QUICK ONES, QUICK ONES (COS I'M BUSY).
(DAN STACEY HOLLA AT ME).

Might see me on the news at 10 / At 18 I bought my first 9 / I'm hungry and I just ate

To everyone emailing me wondering how Scorcher's kittens are doing: they're fine. Also, I just thought I'd let you know that Scorcher's the best MC in grime right now.



After about a 3 year wait, Lord Of The Mics 2 is finally being released on July 28th.



The new PHTV DVD is out right now. It's great apart from the bit where Lady Ny puts out a request looking for her lost dog (?). Check out the Gully Gang freestyle and Terminator from Cold Blooded MCing like he's possessed (shown in the clip above).



East London now has its own version of the Dutty Whine, called the Chicken Dance. Kids do it on the way to the chicken shop. I invented it (not really).


Catch me on the gramaphones at the next Dirty Canvas.

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Finally, big up Frank from Turnpike Lane - deep guy in the ends (maybe).