erm....something like: "all this gun talk, I don't believe it / here's some air, now breathe it"

Biggest news to report from Rinsessions was Logan's new hair cut. Also had some new shoes I think - probably from the sale. Jammer looked like he'd come from some kind of family occasion - very dressed up, in my opinion. Riko had the furry hat again. Gift and D Double both reppin the camouflage/army styles. Military chic - still big in the grime scene.

Here's my favourite review from the RWD forum:

"Ye I thought it was heavi.. man was frontline shockin'.. tha drinkz was too expensiv tho datz all..

Fuda Guy had me bussin up, Rapid n Dirty was holdin it up, bt no Strider man n Logan blud ur selection was deep stil..

Footz n Double obviously destroyd der set Tubby had a bad boi selection, i dont kno y headz dont c DEE n Footz on tha same level, Footz is a big mic man aswel u kno..

Godz Gift goin acapella was raw, Riko was on a hype..

Scratchy, Trim n JME murkd tha Roll Deep set Wiley was ok, heard him defendin Lethal B n Fire Camp wen Ruff Sqwad was murkin dem off, he was goin "Datz not fair man! 'llow it", he was comin wid sum old skool n went on kinda mad stil..

Jammer hyped his P.A , Doctor didnt do Come On coz i fink Riko lef' aint sure but he did spit 2n2 barz, Seb Zero n Fury..

Den Plasticman set wid Skepta, who i thought was gona bang 1 yute 4 tryna big up his endz, den grabbed tha mic off him wiped it off n carried on lol. Chronic was alrite stil, Ranjah workd hard for a crowd reaction but needz 2 get out der mor..

Left afta dat, all in all I thought it was gd nite, glad i went wetherspoonz 4 ma drinkz tho', In Ministry ma Alize cost me 3 a shot, Stella was 4, Double Vodka n Red Bull was 6.."

Rinsessions

RINSESSIONS @ MINISTRY OF SOUND

28TH DECEMBER 2005

22.00 - 04.00

I'll be at this tomorrow. Remember kids - no hoods allowed and "smart trainers" only, whatever that means.

Christmas comes but once a year

It's hopefully going to be a great Christmas for me if my list made it to Santa. I'm gonna be looking "choong", as they say, at church tomorrow morning.

Here's what I'll hopefully be unwrapping.



New "kicks".



"Ripper" was put down at the dog home after he tore someone's arm off, so instead I'm hopefully going to get this one instead:



Here's little "Nipper" in his cage. He's got the protective head cone on to stop him hurting himself.



This one is exactly like the one I saw Skepta wearing. I bet if I go to Sidewinder, I'll be able to get straight onto the stage cos everyone will think that I'm Skepta – they won't be able to tell the difference!



Every man and his dog has got a New Era, but how many people do you see with a New Era visor? Exactly! I think I'm gonna start a trend. Look out for all the kids wearing these next year.



You're a wasteman if you don't have rosary beads around your neck. Helps complete the look. 'Ang tight God.



I'm going be dressing up in full Murkle Man costume and driving this up and down my hallway.

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Boomkat have just released their end of year lists and they've forgotten to ask me AGAIN.

I'm not offended or anything. I'm just saying.

Maybe next year they should ask me instead of Sway, who included James Blunt in his end of year chart.

I'm not a wasteman

rah tid cuz, Dubplate Drama is too deep. What do I choose? A or B? That programme has changed my life. Worst, yet best television programme ever? It's like Urban Hollyoaks. Although, I've only seen about 1 episode on TV, so I have to watch the highlights of the episodes online. I swear I should be in the next series (get in contact). The blogging scene needs to be represented too. We could do a sketch where me, Riko and Logan discuss how to moderate comments on our blogs or something like that. Seriously, guys, get in contact.

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Also, I've had an idea of doing a grime remake of Peep Show. I could put on a few pounds and grow my hair a bit, then i could play Mark. I've pretty much got his voice anyway. I was thinking Logan Sama could play my best pal, Jez. Scratchy could be Superhands. I can't think of any more characters, but Chantelle Fiddy would be in there somewhere too. She could play my girlfriend Sophie or maybe Big Suze.

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Any time you see me wearing the glove, boy better know I got the gun in my boxers

Firstly, to the wasteman who stole my New Era - Fatwah on your mum. I've been to the Mosque in Finsbury Park to try to see if I can somehow announce a Jihad on your family, so we'll have to see what happens. I didn't really want the hat anyway. I was gonna give it away on here in some kind of competition. I was thinking I'd give it to whoever could write the best bars against me. Oh well, maybe I'll go and buy a fake one from Hong Kong and still do it... That's where all the kids get theirs anyway.



Dubplate Drama is a bit random, but I'm liking it. The acting is awful, though.

I'm not sure if it's just me, but they seem to be portraying J2K as a kind of Carlton-from-Fresh-Prince-type character. I dunno, maybe it's the little 'tache.

I heard Jammer was supposed to play the role of a Pizza Delivery guy, but he walked off set when he heard about this, so they let him choose another part.

Shystie is coming across really well, both as an actress and an MC. If she manages not to release another piece of dog shit and call it an album, then maybe this will properly launch her career.

Also, for some reason, every time I see Shystie's cousin, I think he's one of the guys from Klass A. I think it's the accent.



You can download the set from last Saturday's Wwwhut!? here. Logan Sama on the decks with Jammer, Ears, Skepta and Riko. There's even a little section at the end with Jammer DJing.

Jammer also did a bit of DJing at last Thursday's FWD, where he reloaded 'Midnight Request Line' 6 times in a row in Tubby's set. I can't really be arsed to write anymore, but it was the best FWD in ages. Hold tight Plasticman.