TONIGHT!

+ a very big grime surprise on the night!

SHOWERFACE AWARDS

With the Sidewinder awards seemingly not going ahead this year, I've decided to hold my own ceremony: THE SHOWERFACE AWARDS.

You guys have been voting all year in my polls and I've added some extra topics, so here are the results:

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Who has got the best dreadlocks?

Jammer
Flow Dan
Chronik
Big H

*WINNER: Jammer. Congrats to everyone for not voting for Flow Dan, who doesn't actually have dreadlocks.


Who is the best?

Plasticman
Plastikman

*WINNER: Plasticman. Goes without saying.


What is your favourite track that rips off Wonder - 'What'?

Wonder - 'What'
Wiley - 'Morgue'
J Sweet - 'Kerb'

*WINNER: Wonder - 'What'. This track is such a rip off that it's actually got the exact same title, is by the exact same producer and is in fact the exact same track.


Who has best yardie flow?

Durrty Goodz
Riko
Shizzle
Doctor
Gods Gift
Flow Dan
Lady Sovereign

*WINNER: Riko. Hold tight Lady Sov who finished a close second.


Who is your favourite Bossman?

DJ Bossman (Essentials)
MC Bossman (Meridian Crew)
MC Bossman (Younger Nasty Crew)

*WINNER: DJ Bossman (Essentials). Quite literally the biggest Bossman


Biggest reload of the year

Jammer 'Murkle Man' Lyrics @ Sidewinder
Jammer 'Murkle Man' Lyrics @ FWD Birthday Bash
Jammer 'Murkle Man' Lyrics @ Run the Road, Fabric
Jammer 'Murkle Man' Lyrics @ Vice Pub
Jammer 'Murkle Man' Lyrics in his car

(please note: each reload was carried out by Jammer himself)

*WINNER: Jammer 'Murkle Man' Lyrics @ Run the Road, Fabric. It had to be. Jammer spent more time reloading records than MCing that night.


Best Cameo in a grime video

Logan Sama - 'Murkle Man'
Westwood - 'Shake a Leg'
The wasteman swigging a can of newkie brown - 'Ave Some of Dat'

*WINNER: The wasteman swigging a can of newkie brown - 'Ave Some of Dat'. Probably the best acting I've seen in a grime video all year. The guy looked like he was actually a wasteman. Wasteman.


Biggest HMP MC

Bossman (Meridian)
Dan (Meridian)
Pit (Slew Dem)

*WINNER: Bossman. Hold tight Bossman, 2006. STAND UP! BANG YOUR DOOR!


Who has got the best shower face?

Jammer
Skepta
Crazy Titch
Shizzle
Wiley
Flow Dan
Riko
Dizzee Rascal

*WINNER: Skepta. Jammer was robbed in my opinion.

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Could all winners please email with your addresses if you'd like to receive a customised Shower Curtain/Cape.

The level I'm on is unreal / I'm like a car with only one wheel

Check out this thread for the funniest thing I have seen in ages. Big ups to Mrs Riko for the link.



VIDEO: Jammer & L Man freestyling somewhere



MP3: Virus Syndicate - Major List MCs (Jammer Remix)

Featuring Trim, Ears and others. When's Trim gonna get back on the radio?



Hold tight for the Showerface awards, coming soon.

It's not who you are, it's what you do with your time. It's not about me, it's what I do with the grime

Roll deep should be on stage at 9pm.

It runs 7 - 11.30 pm

Osama Bin Logan is on the decks.

shower hose

If anybody has contact info for Tinie Tempah, Darkside Family (and/or youngers), Younger NASTY Crew and Younger Slew Dem, can they email them to me because my friend wants to book them for his little disco thing.

Also, if you've got Science from Big Brother's phone number, keep that to yourself cos he is swag.